A term for people who spend too much time on the internet used only by people who spend too much time on the internet.
Jeff: "Nick is one of those 'terminally online' 32-year-old stunted ex-teenagers who exists only for neo-con memes and MRA forums."
Ronald: "Jeff, what the hell are you talking about?"
Ronald: "Jeff, what the hell are you talking about?"
by burnertoast May 08, 2022
Commonly known as KO, results in mental retardedness, supioriorly pissed off mood swings, a burning desire to kill the Turkish nation.
Sideeffects:
May Quit school
May have no life/friends
May never leave home
May kill yourself
...May kill your parents for touching internet switch ^_^ (I did, best move I ever made!)
Sideeffects:
May Quit school
May have no life/friends
May never leave home
May kill yourself
...May kill your parents for touching internet switch ^_^ (I did, best move I ever made!)
Man I fucking hate Knight Online and them Turkish bastards but I feel I must play and regain my lvl 80 character which was stolen by several Turks, 3 times over!
by DannyTheMan April 16, 2007
Online school, Also known as a method of torture, You will get tipped 10 homework and also 20 assignments, it's boring as fuck, non-interaction, You can't be distracted easily, there's no fresh air, causes back pain, dry eyes, lack of understanding, crapy explanation, It's fucked up. And that shit gives a lot of people terrible things like, anxiety, feeling like a failure, depression, stress, etc. The idea of the online school is just a failure, it's even worse than the regular normal school system. it's unhealthy, it's just shit. simply, it's fucking terrible. a lot of people want to drop out of online school and go to In personal school. and I am one of those people who are suffering currently right now.
You: Dude I'm fucking exhausted from this shitty online school
Your homie: The same thing for me man, It's like fucking hell,
Your homie: The same thing for me man, It's like fucking hell,
by Your average guy February 26, 2021
A MMORPG that lets you play in two different nations.
There is El Morad, which is Human, and Karus, which consists of Orcs.
There is also a Barbarian 'nation', you can only make a Warrior if you are a Barbarian.
This game is usually crowded with idiotic Turks, 98% of which cannot speak English properly and uses KoXP, a hacking program used to level up faster in the game.
This game is also filled with idiots that want to ruin the game for others, like luring high-leveled monsters into towns, killing everyone that is trying to stay AFK, selling their items to other players.
Overall, this game can be fun and addicting, but the huge amount of hackers and Turks running around in the game can be frustrating.
There is El Morad, which is Human, and Karus, which consists of Orcs.
There is also a Barbarian 'nation', you can only make a Warrior if you are a Barbarian.
This game is usually crowded with idiotic Turks, 98% of which cannot speak English properly and uses KoXP, a hacking program used to level up faster in the game.
This game is also filled with idiots that want to ruin the game for others, like luring high-leveled monsters into towns, killing everyone that is trying to stay AFK, selling their items to other players.
Overall, this game can be fun and addicting, but the huge amount of hackers and Turks running around in the game can be frustrating.
by krazykushluk August 19, 2006
being in constant contact with one person using 3 or more simultaneous IM applications ... especially if IM applications can do both video and audio.
by skamuf January 19, 2010
When You Play ROBLOX (Raise A Baby) And Meet This Cute Looking Girl, Then Suddenly Your Dick Appears In Your Hands.
(Jack) "Do You See That Expensive Bitch Over There?" (Jill) "Yep, She's Definitely An Online Dater."
by Fuck n' Suck March 23, 2018
A player-driven persistant-world MMORPG, developed by CCP Games. EVE contains "the world's largest game universe", spanning thousands of solar systems, each with their own planets, stations, asteroid belts and moons. Players advance through the game based on the learning of skills (which advance in real-time, even when the player is not connected to the game), attributes (which can be increased through the training of learning skills, or the usage of implants) and the acquisition of wealth and items (modules, ships, materials, etc can all be sold and bought for the in-game currency, ISK).
Unlike most MMORPGs (e.g. World of Warcraft, Runescape, etc), the EVE server is not split up into shards - i.e. there is a single server which all players connect to. The EVE universe is persistant, so if a player leaves the game, the universe will continue to exist and be changed by the actions of NPCs and other players.
Many of CCP's staff have EVE-related blogs, discussing what they are working on and problems they may have encountered. Unlike a lot of game developers, CCP are very open with players and explain how the game works internally. For example, CCP have released that the EVE Server program is written in Stackless Python, along with many algorithms and equations for learning time and other in-game statistics.
EVE costs $14.95/€14.95 a month (correct at time of writing). The servers have a daily downtime period, between 11:00 and 12:00 GMT to allow for a server reboot and minor server-side patches and fixes to be applied.
At current, the game is available only to Microsoft Windows users, although support for Vista is incomplete. It may be possible to play the game on Linux using either Wine or Cedega.
Unlike most MMORPGs (e.g. World of Warcraft, Runescape, etc), the EVE server is not split up into shards - i.e. there is a single server which all players connect to. The EVE universe is persistant, so if a player leaves the game, the universe will continue to exist and be changed by the actions of NPCs and other players.
Many of CCP's staff have EVE-related blogs, discussing what they are working on and problems they may have encountered. Unlike a lot of game developers, CCP are very open with players and explain how the game works internally. For example, CCP have released that the EVE Server program is written in Stackless Python, along with many algorithms and equations for learning time and other in-game statistics.
EVE costs $14.95/€14.95 a month (correct at time of writing). The servers have a daily downtime period, between 11:00 and 12:00 GMT to allow for a server reboot and minor server-side patches and fixes to be applied.
At current, the game is available only to Microsoft Windows users, although support for Vista is incomplete. It may be possible to play the game on Linux using either Wine or Cedega.
- I was doing some pirating the other day on EVE Online, I took out a Megathron using only a Rifter!
by LordCore February 14, 2007