Nyarf

Nyarf... pronounced "Nee-arf"... an annoying little shit who just won't leave you alone, even if you reach your wits end and punch them in the thigh.

Ranging from poking you in the ribs whenever you're looking away, to dipping their cock in your pint when you're at the toilet then telling you after you've taken a few sips.

Some children can be Nyarfs too... usually a spoiled Niece or Nephew, or a friend's kid, who refuses to take the hint that you really don't want to sit and watch them fail their "epic stunt" on the fucking trampoline.

Nyarf: Watch watch, this is awesome... watch watch!
You: I'm busy! Go bother your Mum.
Nyarf: Watch watch, this is awesome... watch watch!
You: I'll watch later!
Nyarf: Watch watch, this is awesome... watch watch!
You: Christ. You're such a Nyarf.
Nyarf: But look, just look! Hey, are you watching? Watch!
You: *Sigh* fuh-fuck's sake

by MoFo Rodent September 4, 2013

*Spongebob Narrator Voice*

The monotone voice of the narrator in the show Spongebob Squarepants

(When time is passing slowly) *Spongebob Narrator Voice* "3 hours later"

by Free Amerika April 6, 2015

narrow it down

reduce the number of possibilities or options

Somebody bombed the school, too many terrorist groups operate in this area, though. But we are trying to narrow it down so we can go after the perps.

by jmsilv August 10, 2006

False Narratives

Some things that some people make up about some certain people or some certain things just because they love them or hate them. However, they can only be False Narratives if what they love aren't as good as they make them out to be and if what they hate aren't as bad as they make them out to be. On the other hand, there are some times when what they do love are really as good as they make them out to be and what they hate are really as bad as they make them out to be.

Some people compare the President to Adolf Hitler, no matter who it is and some people say some certain things are the greatest thing since sliced bread, they are clearly both False Narratives since even if said President is bad, they still wouldn't be as bad as Adolf Hitler was and in reality, no one really knows for sure what the greatest thing since sliced bread is.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 23, 2021

narry

Neither, none, not, no, nothing, without
I ain't got narry

May your 'tater and gravy have narry a lump
Of brains and cash, I ain't got narry
She don't got narry a clue what he done sayed

by Square Victoria December 19, 2007

Narration

The act of narrating your own life

Person 1"I sat down at looked disgustingly at my meal. I never told her that I hate her cooking but some how I think she knows".

Person 2"Stop the damn Narration".

by chavo190 July 26, 2011

narrow hallway

The long space inside the eye of a penis. Inserting items into this narrow hallway will result in cockrot.

<meelWORM> I put a toothpick in my pee-hole's narrow hallway.
<meelWORM> Oh no
<meelWORM> I think it got stuck
<meelWORM> I'll try to pull it out
<veovis> hahaha, don't do anything stupid now
<meelWORM> I think it broke inside.
-5 minutes later-
<meelWORM> I think I got cockrot.

by veovis August 15, 2007