by goon Maximus BartholoMEW the X February 02, 2024
Used as an expression for avoiding or escaping a controversial scenario or a problematic situation by using someone/something else as an excuse to save your own ass.
Exemplified by the youtube clip "Douchebag Bison"
Akin to 'throwing someone under the bus' or 'passing the buck'
Exemplified by the youtube clip "Douchebag Bison"
Akin to 'throwing someone under the bus' or 'passing the buck'
Reporter: Why do you think your movie was a flop this week?
Lead Actor: The script was good. But people just won't go see the film cause of the lead actress and her low level of acting skills.
TV viewer: Damn! That dude just gave her a bison nudge.
example #2: Penn State gave Joe Paterno a bison nudge.
Lead Actor: The script was good. But people just won't go see the film cause of the lead actress and her low level of acting skills.
TV viewer: Damn! That dude just gave her a bison nudge.
example #2: Penn State gave Joe Paterno a bison nudge.
by MR EMAN November 11, 2011
When your trying to evade a dude after you pissed them off royally by mouthing off to them and as your walking away, they come charging up behind you, fists in the air, chests out to here but they make no physical contact with you. Like being in a cock fight stance. Fir any reason you are found righteous in or when it's not warrented. As if he's either bullying you, he's in the wrong because you caught him with your woman after he lied to you about her or you just choose to take the high road cuz you know you were right about something and he can't take he was wrong or exposed. He comes charging after you as if to bull rush you but then stops himself as if he suddenly forgot what he was doing or is all of the sudden reserved and calm. It's a tactic to get the other person to bite back, to suggest "Let's fight Muther Fucker!". Usually followed by carefully chosen antagonistic fightin' words like "Sissy", "Pussy", "Bitch", "Fagot". The nudge is the sudden stop in physical rage to a sudden shift in tone of voice and body language to a kinda seductive, aggravating verbal tease that just tickles your emotions.
Amoury: "Davison tried Bull Nudging me today, like I'm fucking retarded!"
Nadine: "What do you mean by retarded?"
Amoury: "Like, I know I'm right, he knows I'm right but dude can't handle swimmin' in the public humility pool. He thinks rushing and provoking me with some lame name calling is gonna get me going. What a joke!! He'll never get me to fight him, Its all TV show, dramatic effect and I don't have to waste my time or energy to prove shit to the dude or anyone else, proof has been proven. He's wrong, I'm right. Miss me with the dramatic effects. I won't fight. Why do it?"
Nadine: " That's right, tuck that red rag in your pocket & maturely turn and walk away from all the bullshit. Cuz it's all around you!"
Amoury: "Yeah, I wanna keep my shoes clean today, shit free!"
Nadine: "What do you mean by retarded?"
Amoury: "Like, I know I'm right, he knows I'm right but dude can't handle swimmin' in the public humility pool. He thinks rushing and provoking me with some lame name calling is gonna get me going. What a joke!! He'll never get me to fight him, Its all TV show, dramatic effect and I don't have to waste my time or energy to prove shit to the dude or anyone else, proof has been proven. He's wrong, I'm right. Miss me with the dramatic effects. I won't fight. Why do it?"
Nadine: " That's right, tuck that red rag in your pocket & maturely turn and walk away from all the bullshit. Cuz it's all around you!"
Amoury: "Yeah, I wanna keep my shoes clean today, shit free!"
by 3DPuzzlePisces♓ March 31, 2023
Skank nudge, the process by which you heftily nudge whomever is standing next to you if someone deserving of such a gesture passes by, i.e. a skank, spiceboy or player.
An exaggerated form of the skank nudge may be used in particularly attention grabbing situations whereby the skank nudge or skank tackle may also be used: for example on hearing a terrible chat up line.
typed symbol for skank nudge: >>
In the event of a misused skank nudge, a penalty of a skank tackle may encur without the option of defending ones self.
An exaggerated form of the skank nudge may be used in particularly attention grabbing situations whereby the skank nudge or skank tackle may also be used: for example on hearing a terrible chat up line.
typed symbol for skank nudge: >>
In the event of a misused skank nudge, a penalty of a skank tackle may encur without the option of defending ones self.
"Want to see my penis?"
"SKANK NUDGE!"
- followed by said skank nudge.
- provocatively dressed individual passes by -
"SKANK NUDGE"
and/or skank punch and/or skank tackle.
"I am a magical being, take off your bra."
"SKANK TACKLE"
- again, followed by said tackle.
"SKANK NUDGE!"
- followed by said skank nudge.
- provocatively dressed individual passes by -
"SKANK NUDGE"
and/or skank punch and/or skank tackle.
"I am a magical being, take off your bra."
"SKANK TACKLE"
- again, followed by said tackle.
by mrspohang June 24, 2011
A.k.a. supplemental nudge; it refers to where you give someone's hip an assistive push with your hip to shift him over in a bench-seat when he is unable to do so under his own power, such as if he is totally exhausted, if he has a huge lapful of objects, or if the floor is not clear/flat/level enough for him to brace his feet solidly against it and slide himself over.
Trying to effectively brace one's feet and scooch over into the middle of the seat far enough to make room for a third person can be difficult in a pickup truck with a floor-mounted manual shift-lever and transmission-hump in the way, so the entering passenger may be obliged to give said middle-rider a helpful hip-nudge to slide him over the rest of the way so that the entering passenger can seat himself and shut the truck's door.
by QuacksO April 08, 2019
When a girl is tickling your scrotum then all of a sudden one of your balls gets sucked into the girls vagina like a vacuum cleaner
I was letting this girl tickle my scrotum until she pulled a dirty Nudge and my penis bursted like a pipe.
by xghostlyghoulx June 06, 2020
A policy that should be introduced by the UK government to “stop the boats”. A boat that enters UK national waters is nudged back a couple of times and if it does not then retreat to France the boat is then nudged back and burst ensuring no more illegal immigrants, including pikeys, get to Blighty.
by Cheshire Hardman November 16, 2023