Stonks

The ammunition used in mortar cannons.

Sergeant prepare to fire service stonks.

by {C} April 1, 2020

stonks

stonks is referring to the bald dude from that one meme. usually replacing stocks

gamestop stockholder: STONKS TO THE MOON
some broke dude: damb, I should have got some stonks.

by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF January 9, 2022

Stonks

The well-crafted Stonkks meme refers to a bizarre image of the esteemed Meme Man standing in front of a stock market green screen. The bottom right corner of the image reads “stonks.” The man is donning a suit and tie, only further highlighting the business essence of the image.

I will take your entire stonks

by Clipclap July 1, 2020

Stonks man

Stonks man is the face and body used in stonks memes. Even though there are other words used in stonks memes, there is always the same stonks man.

Your mom gets turned on by Stonks man

by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022

stonks

Literally stocks but just pronounced so wrong and utterly retarded

A: "How much money you makin?"
B: "stonks"

by somerandomretard November 14, 2022

stonks

when you trade a full inventory of netherite blocks for one carrot

stonks

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR March 10, 2022

Stonked

To be stoked and stoned all at once

Dude, I just took a massive bong rip and I am absolutely stonked to eat this pizza!

by Stonked2BQueer March 4, 2025