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stonks

stonks is referring to the bald dude from that one meme. usually replacing stocks
gamestop stockholder: STONKS TO THE MOON
some broke dude: damb, I should have got some stonks.
by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF January 9, 2022
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Stonk

Stonk=gud money
Man 1: me got gud stonk in emerlds!
Man 2:Wow gud stonks!
by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021
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stonks

Literally stocks but just pronounced so wrong and utterly retarded
A: "How much money you makin?"
B: "stonks"
by somerandomretard November 14, 2022
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Stonks man

Stonks man is the face and body used in stonks memes. Even though there are other words used in stonks memes, there is always the same stonks man.
by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022
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stonks mirae

HDFC loss maker
Just tag stonks mirae when HDFC twins are down 5%
by pinkysingh May 22, 2023
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Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.
Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks
by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023
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Stonks

Stonks, we all know the meme, but did you know it’s actually military slang? I bet you didn’t. Stonks are in the context to military: “a high concentrated bombardment”
Example:
Stonks, *distant explosions*
Hmm yes, Mortar Stonks.
by Slykin May 4, 2022
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