a house for nerds. home of those who play DOTA, WOW, and if you don't know what those are, then you don't belong.
I met this girl last night, but she lives in Scholar's so she probably doesn't put out.
I'm failing math... I think I'll go hang out in the Scholar's house lobby.
I'm failing math... I think I'll go hang out in the Scholar's house lobby.
by fa'sho March 31, 2009

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.
by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024

Typically refers to young, pigmented individuals who often go house to house in their relentless seek for knowledge and valuable goods.
"Two young scholars were shot tonight after they accidentally damaged an elderly woman's door with a crowbar."
by Zimmergrant April 18, 2023

A College Student, Post Grad or anyone devoting themselves to higher education who both kills their academic work in addition to getting "John Daly Drunk" at least 3 times a week. Such human beings have a higher sense of satisfaction with life, are more desired by the opposite sex and generally just win at life.
John woke up absolutely shit-housed for his advanced chem test and still got the second highest score. That kid is a genuine party scholar
by PrinceHarry11 August 4, 2013

Scholar refers to violent black people.
by anonymous April 29, 2023

Did you hear about the gang shooting? One guy bumped into the other by mistake and all hell broke loose.
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?
by hatebigwords July 23, 2023

One who studies vinyl records as if they were final exams; ie: Boskotech, Sykadelix, ZOBE, Locus, Migzilla
by Da Roachkilla March 20, 2021
