Noodling

When you are in bed with a girl and you start fingering her under the covers with your pinky and ring finger in her butthole, and your middle finger and index finger in her vagina, and use your thumb to play with her clitoris. a complex procedure requiring the whole hand, lots of focus, and will power since she's under the covers and you have to go in blind. Much Like blindly fishing for catfish bare handed this maneuver is fishing for snapper.
"I walked in on Jeremy noodling Jen. He had his hands full"

"I hear rumors that Jen was in Jeremy's bed last Tuesday when Jeremy started noodling. Good for Jeremy, Jens a real catch"
by Bpk814 August 19, 2015
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NOODLE

a girl who's sexual orientation is straight until you get her wet.
that girl swears that she's straight, but any one of her girlfriends can tell you that she's a noodle
by kristi and carlos August 17, 2006
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Noodled

To spoon a cuckold after having sex with another man ensuring ample man juice 'noodles' onto him from the magicians sleeve in an effort to degrade and cause jealousy.
"The wife noodled me again last night Boris, I feel so shit and worthless"
by Turbo303 February 20, 2014
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Noodle

some one who is tall blond skinny and lanky. usually reminds of a penne or angel hair type of pasta. Feminine noodles are called bow tie pasta. Examples of noodles: Bo burnham, draco malfoy
did you see that tall guy in first period?
yeah the noodle.
i want to boil, eat and cover him with butter and cheese...
by a.j&l.e March 05, 2011
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noodled

To get brain shot out of head.

Gettin yo wig split open.
"Nah it was really poppin off blood, i put this on my daughter dude brain was all over the sidewalk!

Nah u playin bruh it was like that!?

On everythang he NOODLED him then kept bustin at the other fools!
by DaddyLongerNeck June 30, 2019
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noodle

Something that is practically incomprehensible. Has many different meanings to different people but no matter what it is extremely degrading.
Everybody except for Noah is a noodle, including Patrick, Tim, Marykate, Caroline, Bobby, Stephen, Trevor, and especially Frankie.
by azarmang October 25, 2011
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Noodling

In massage, a light, teasing touch near the genital area without making direct contact with the genitals.
Stop the damn noodling and grab my big Johnson.
by IZAK December 21, 2005
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