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NON-FUCK THE OWNER DAY 

DON'T FUCK THE OWNER CUZ THIS WILL CAUSE CHAOS
ITS NON-FUCK THE OWNER DAY SO DON'T CAUSE CHAOS OR YOU WILL BE BANNED

Non-Fungible Token 

An employee hired for diversity, equity & inclusion (DEI) reasons that you can never fire lest you face allegations of discrimination.
We've wanted to fire her for a long time due to performance issues, but given that she is in a protected class, we've just accepted that she's our non-fungible token.
Non-Fungible Token by GPM415 August 12, 2025

Non-sexual turn on

A non-sexual turn on means that you like something that isn't sex appealing. It could be because of how controlling they look, sound, or are behaving and vice versa.
These are examples of a non-sexual turn on "I like it when my boyfriend drives."

"I like it when my girlfriend praises me."

"I like it when my partner kisses my hand."
Non-sexual turn on by oldermenlover November 21, 2025

Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

non-deterministic polynomial time

The set of the most difficult problems in Mathematics, solvable in polynomial time only by a non-deterministic turing machine, but verifiable in polynomial time. In mathematics and computer science is shortened to np. Of course, the editors of UD would rather publish BULLSHIT or several thousand entries for George Bush than something having to do with math. Also, why won't they publish "S4R" is a perfectly acceptable definition.

Rule number 5 + Rule number 10 guys. Seriously. I'm an editor too.
Aaron: Did you know the editors of UD don't actually follow rules 5 and 10?
Mike: Yeah, they turned down my definition for "np", y'know, its short for "Non-deterministic Polynomial time".
James: Yeah, and then the go and publish shit like "S.C.L.I.D". Apparently technical terms for guns are fine, but not in Math.
Aaron: Yeah, seriousy uncouth.
Mike: HOLLA!

Non fumbling of the bag 

When you manage to claim a LDW and somehow don't manage to fuck it up as per usual. As mostly seen in Revs
*taxi to theirs* At least we can say there was an occurrence of non fumbling of the bag tonight, *gives kermit car look*