numpty

e.g a bit of an idiot
someone who is a bit of a novice

"he's a fucking numpty"
OR
"dont be a numpty"

by chunkymonkey September 2, 2005

numpty

this is what the person who spelt it 'nunty' is

twats that cani spell are pure numptys man

by babycakes & angeldelight January 15, 2010

numpty

Numpty - (pronounced nump - ti)

An individual with little or no understanding of a subject, who may find it difficult to learn by experience e.g. "See you? Ye're a grade-wan numpty - flyin' colours, nae kiddin'!"

Examples of people who are numpties:

Tony Blair (particularly with regard to his understanding of the UK electorate)

"Dubya" Bush (for his services to Play Station sales)

by not really me November 2, 2003

numpty

An idiot or fool. Often used to chastise someone

You numpty! You were meant to put the lid on first!

by E*** April 8, 2008

Numptynut

A mad or hyper person who is also crazy.

I am a numptynut, so here I am. Me!

by Numptynut February 25, 2009

Numpti Tard

1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.

2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.

3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.

"He is a numpti tard"

by Word hermit September 10, 2011

Numpty

Someone who has had a momentary lapse in judgement and done something ignorant or stupid.

Person A: leaves their car keys in the fridge when getting a glass of milk.
Person B: " why were your car keys in the fridge you numpty

by xXTikaXx January 12, 2007