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by mr. counter strike January 7, 2004
Get the auto shotgun mug.To remove one's self from humanity by their own hands. Mostly for the purpose of the betterment of the species.
"The was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You should auto-Darwinize and delete yourself from the gene pool."
by Optikal Fade September 6, 2008
Get the auto-Darwinize mug.Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.
Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."
Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."
Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."
by rufusclay November 9, 2013
Get the auto ventriloquism mug.When you auto vibe with someone, you automatically get along with them, as if you’ve known them for longer than you really have.
by isamniia February 28, 2020
Get the Auto-Vibe mug.The automatic, often insincere, 'mourning' on the Internet which begins immediately after a celebrity, politician or other noteworthy person expires or is diagnosed with a serious medical condition.
Learning of John McCain's diagnosis of brain cancer, people on Face book went into the auto-mourn mode.
by Captain Negative July 20, 2017
Get the auto-mourn mug.When you're talking with someone, and you're distracted, bored, disinterested, etc. you put yourself on "Auto Nod" by periodically nodding at them (with the occassional "uh huh" or "really?") to give the impression you're paying attention, when in fact you're plotting their demise, your escape, wondering what's on TV tonight, pondering the difference between "affect" and "effect" etc.
I was talking to my boyfriend about our wedding plans, and if we should go with Dahlias or Peonies... and if the invitations should be embossed or debossed... and then I realized he was on Auto-Nod...
by BobboFairbro November 3, 2011
Get the Auto-Nod mug.when you hold an object out so someone will assume you're offering it to them and take it off your hands
lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
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lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me
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lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me
by mizaeroganse December 26, 2008
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