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Nils Manso

Is a complete useless boy and sometimes an idiot. He's kind of a stalker blue eyes, silly but really quiet when it comes to being with other people. A little crazy too and he thinks that he has a big d- I mean heart because that's the only big thing he has. His brain is kind of small too. Has half blonde hair, in carnival a hippie and a little addict to s...
Hey my friend is Nils manso.

Oh no ! Back off he's crazy
by Iamobefamous May 19, 2020
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Nil

Hes a stupid annoying dumbass who is vey selfish. Hes a lazy moron who will ditch you and who probobly watches inappropriate stuff in his free time.
Nil - So what are we gonna do
You - Homework
Nil - Okay (watches anime)
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Ico Nil

Ice Vanil? Don't know her...
It's Ico Nil now
by ShmoopieDoop July 18, 2020
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Nils

Probably the most arrogant guy you'll ever meet. Nils typically has a complete lack of self-insight and will blame anyone or anything for problems they have. Never bring a Nils to a party, as he will scare off any potential relations with anyone if he is around you. If you have to bring a Nils anywhere, make sure to keep your distance and treat him like he is your brother and your mother made you take care of him while she was out.

A Nils may be smart, but he only uses his intelligence to bring others down or to make himself look like the smartest person in the room. Usually by shouting, gesticulating, and calling names.

On the bright side, Nils usually stays at home in his mom's apartment playing pool on his Nokia (and sending angry voice messages to people he meets online) and therefore his impact on society is extremely low.

Most Nils' are better off in distant countries where they don't understand his advanced English and his angry and unwarranted debating is seen as cute and because he is there to spend money on cheap beer and apartments the natives will treat him kindly.
-Hey guys, okay if Nils joins us at the party?

-Eh, could you make some excuse? Would rather not have him there, he always gets in a fight or argues with a girl that will eventually blunt a cigarette in his face because he is so disrespectful. And then we have to listen to his whining all night long about how she was sensitive and not willing to discuss women's rights "peacefully" or some stupid shit like that.
by iaMai September 20, 2020
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30 like a nils

Invite all your friends to a place
Eat the whole cake at once

take a 24h nap after that
is your birthday coming soon ? iI hope he doesn't turn "30 like a Nils".
by SunOfPeach October 8, 2023
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Nils is beeing defined by Jack Hanma
by anonymous October 10, 2023
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NIL

A tall handsome sexy man who keeps to himself and makes every girl queef, he is intelligent and is so dark and mysterious.
OMG is that Nil?
-Yeah, with his strong biceps
by Nil who Nil April 25, 2023
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