Mutton

A second baby mama. Usually unsophisticated, unoriginal but any low-end progeny of angry, entitled, uninformed, not ignorant but stupid, white folk. Never employed, usually drunk, and totally pathetic. Completely disappointing, just a sad, worthless, waste of space.

The mutton called, she needs more asthma medication for your daughter and is out of cigarettes again.

by Mary mess maker January 24, 2021

Mutton pipe

The female genentalia, particularly one endowed with excessive pubic hair.

Jefferson rammed his one-eyed rocket in Cindy's mutton pipe.

by Johnjoe_5142 March 01, 2025

Mutton Chopping

When a male gets a girl to reach climax by rubbing his mutton chops on her clit.

Hunter was Mutton Chopping Maddy last night because she needed help.

by Brdmn68 May 04, 2018

Luchi & Mutton’s

Committed to helping dogs thrive and live their best lives through good food and overall well-being

“Have you reached out to Luchi & Mutton’s for a consultation? They help with diet, lifestyle and overall well being for your dog!”

by daffysmom November 24, 2021

hot mutton mess

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.

the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.

by ACunny September 11, 2024

mutton over beef

when someone prefers people who blindly follow them over those that have issues with them

The way Trump surrounds himself with yes men and lays into his critics, it's obvious he prefers mutton over beef.

by kurohi42 September 15, 2020

mutton lance

Erect penis

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'

by RickTick66 June 13, 2017