Munter Shunter

A male who has sex with unattractive females. Usually to boost his own low self-esteem or hide the possibility that he may be homosexual

David only sleeps with ugly girls, he's a munter shunter

by Phil.W August 30, 2012

Muntzed

Being beyond what normal society deems "wasted"( often times as a result of, but not limited to Jagermeister) usually resulting in outburst of racial slurs, " it's fine", "your mom", " duh. Duh, bitch. Duh.", "I'll cut your face off Tanya!", and arm and breast punches.

He got muntzed and lost a fight with that parking meter.

by Serious? May 15, 2016

muted

if a groupchat is silenced it is "muted" a synonym is "daned"

i totally just daned (muted) that groupchat

by Ahhahxsbuxhwba October 15, 2017

muntersaurous rex

A noun for someone that is ugly

That girl over there is a muntersaurous Rex

by George_vr_08 October 29, 2018

The Munternet

A dating site used only for munters. Only ugly people may apply for sites like this. Popular Munternet sites include

My Munter Space

Munter Face Book

Munter Bebo

Munter Online

Munter Cams

Munternet is not recomended for anyone over the rating of 5 on the sexual scale

Hey Dave!, you tried online dating yet?

Nah Mike, The internet? The Munternet more like, all the fit ones are lesbains and the rest are peices of shit

Fair do's mate, It'l be reet in the morning

by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008

Get Muted

Usually used in online game play in certain situations.
for example if your are playing online and people keep talking or saying stupid comments and you want them to shut up.

ex:

XXxxannoyingkidxxXX: ah thats soo stupid i killed you blah blah blah whining blah!
Dannyska: ahh yeah kid, get muted.

this is followed by muting that individual gamer, or not.

by dannyska March 6, 2012

muntered

Inebriated, intoxicated or otherwise chemically inconvenienced. Often associated with the consumption of Ecstasy/MDMA, moreso in combination with other intoxicants

"Last night? Can't remember a thing. I was totally muntered!"

by Hamst0r August 6, 2003