Ass Mumbles

Simply put: smallish flatulence just before taking a shit.

Honey, get out of the bathroom, now. I've got the ass mumbles and she's gonna blow.

by The Mumbling Manchildren February 8, 2010

mumble bum

Basically a mumbly sort of bum. A derogatory term for someone who does not pronounce their words effectively.

I can't figure out if I ordered a ticket to France or am going to dine on a pair of pants as the travel agent was a mumble bum.

by Rob Mercer January 21, 2006

Mumbling it over

The act a person commits when they are thinking about something and begin talking out loud to themselves about it. Similar to 'thinking it over.'

Man: Is she talking to us?

Woman: Nah, she just got in a fight and now she's mumbling it over.

by JacintaK July 6, 2009

Post Mumble

A Mumble/laugh that is a repetition of the word or phrase that was just said beforehand. this is usually done by a nerd or a dork.

That nerd freaks me out. He just post mumbled. What a weirdo

by Danny123456781992 November 2, 2008

mumble-grumble

the need to take a massive intense shit

ive been holding this mumble-grumble all day.

by theinventorofthemumble-grumble September 20, 2012

Mumble and shake

similar to evasive mumbling, refers to the action of mumbling incoherently while simultaneously shaking your head to avoid eye contact, used in a situation where a person wishes not to respond to a question or inquiry, usually from an authority figure such as a parent, teacher or boss

My parents asked me if I had been drinking so I had to give them the mumble and shake

by Daifung February 3, 2010

mumble bobber

A person whose cause of mumbling is the direct cause of bobbing on a man's member AKA cock or penis

Ever since Robyn started doing car dates only........ her mumble bobber status has risen significantly.

by LemmeF1ndOut October 10, 2021