Ass Mumbles

Simply put: smallish flatulence just before taking a shit.

Honey, get out of the bathroom, now. I've got the ass mumbles and she's gonna blow.

by The Mumbling Manchildren February 8, 2010

Post Mumble

A Mumble/laugh that is a repetition of the word or phrase that was just said beforehand. this is usually done by a nerd or a dork.

That nerd freaks me out. He just post mumbled. What a weirdo

by Danny123456781992 November 2, 2008

mumble bum

Basically a mumbly sort of bum. A derogatory term for someone who does not pronounce their words effectively.

I can't figure out if I ordered a ticket to France or am going to dine on a pair of pants as the travel agent was a mumble bum.

by Rob Mercer January 21, 2006

Mumbling it over

The act a person commits when they are thinking about something and begin talking out loud to themselves about it. Similar to 'thinking it over.'

Man: Is she talking to us?

Woman: Nah, she just got in a fight and now she's mumbling it over.

by JacintaK July 6, 2009

mumble-grumble

the need to take a massive intense shit

ive been holding this mumble-grumble all day.

by theinventorofthemumble-grumble September 20, 2012

mumble bobber

A person whose cause of mumbling is the direct cause of bobbing on a man's member AKA cock or penis

Ever since Robyn started doing car dates only........ her mumble bobber status has risen significantly.

by LemmeF1ndOut October 10, 2021

Crumble mumble

Speaking with anything in your mouth...anything!!

(Guy speaks while eating food) you dude I don’t understand or speak crumble mumble.

by Mydogsfartsaresmelly January 20, 2019