Malthe

A Super Hot, Extreme, Sexy, Awesome, Brave, Guy

Person:That dudes reeeealy good looking

Other Person:Yea, thats because hes a Malthe!

by Flameboy4130 January 6, 2012

mulchen bowl

when one shits in someone elses mouth and stirrs it with his dick.

Mark got a mulchen bowl from Nic, and now his teeth are brown.

by Jdawg/Jmoney February 17, 2007

Mulch Bagging

It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.

As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.

As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.

As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"

by Mulchy McBagggerson September 4, 2009

Mulch

A mulch is an annoying human being whose presence is simply futile and irrelevant.

*intervenes conversation*

"ugh, go away you mulch"

by A.Tweirdrandomdefinitions November 10, 2019

Mulchero

Hard-working, Hispanic landscaping worker, prevalent in expensive neighbourhoods.

Rodrigo could tell by the pungent, earthy odour and the neatness of his flower beds that the mulcheros had visited that day.

by superdougio April 14, 2009

multi-purpose sweater

a sweater, comes in many different colors, and the neck is floppy.
has many uses, contains mystical powers.

includes:
shamwow
batman abilities
bank robbing mask
picture scenery
comedic possibilities.

*may cause the neck to itch*

Yo, check out my multi-purpose sweater, it's poppin'!

I smacked that jank with my multi-purpose sweater.

by dmaonrigealnle March 15, 2009

multi-polar

Describes someone who demonstrates extreme bipolar behavior.

"She was acting SO bipolar, in fact it was more like multi-polar!"

by Caroline69 October 28, 2009