friend masturbating at my house

A fucking faggot masturbating at my house

My 'friend masturbating at my house' and lets me know

by breadhasnotaste January 16, 2017

trick masturbating

When you think you are "trick fucking" someone else, but end up screwing yourself in the end.

First used by the American Eagle Air Line Pilots Association on June 13, 2012.

If you try to set a booby trap for someone and it back-fires on you, you just wasted your time trick masturbating.

by Captain Esquire December 17, 2012

masturbating

Having sex with your own hand or even using a fake dick (dildo) in the case of girls (or very messed up guys)... its very pathetic.

John is masturbating every night because he has no hope of ever having actual sex.

by CanHasHaxx February 5, 2009

ego masturbating

verb, intransitive The act of looking up oneself's first name on urbandictionary in an attempt to produce an ego high by reading the overflow of entries made by other people complementing their boyfriend or girlfriend. Those who exhibit this phenomenon typically have a forever alone relationship status, do not receive complements from family and friends, or, if done in the company of others, are being attention whores.

Olive: Hey look, guys! I looked up my name on urbandictionary, look at all the nice things people have said about me!

Joe: Shut the fuck up, you ego masturbating attention whore.

by didnotstealhisbike July 25, 2011

Musturbating

When a male wishes to partake in single-handed autoeroticism, however they have run out of lubricant such as lotion. In this case, they use mustard as a substitute for lubricant.

"Mom! Q is musturbating again!"
"Goddamnit don't you have any lotion???"

by mew0mori January 13, 2024

Mapsturbating

1) Obsessing over online maps to find the perfect route or trail you plan to use soon.

2) Wasting time exploring online maps to look at places you never expect or plan to visit.

1) That Shoeless guy sure spends a lot of time mapsturbating on his computer to find fun trails.

2) I know I'll never go there, but for some reason I spent hours mapsturbating at satellite views of Easter Island

by Greebo the Great October 24, 2014

mansturbating

Mansturbating is a process of masturbating to a man but it automatically removes the gay in it.

- I mansturbated to this sexy man yesterday
- That's cool, no homo in mansturbating

by Folrn September 5, 2018