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Mendel

to fabricate results. Named after Gregor Johann Mendel (July 20, 1822 – January 6, 1884) .
I was left with no choice but to mendel my results in order to complete my biology assignment
by GregorJohannMendel February 28, 2010
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Mendel

Probably Jewish or jew hating, commonly British, believes in a monster called shmutz, beloved by the devils of the wolf young, ultimately Mendel’s will convince themselves that they are sex gods since they typically have several penises protruding from their bellies
Beware, for that is a mendel walking before us, and none know their true capabilities
by Dr. John Albacore January 23, 2018
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mendez

(noun) a soft brown pillow commonly used to stick in between ones legs while sleeping.
I slept great last night with my mendez stuffed tightly between my legs.
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Dirty Mendes

A variation of the Dirty Sanchez. Instead of giving a girl a cum moustache, you cover her whole body with cum. The Dirty Mendes is named after Alex, the hairiest kid at Holy Trinity.
Alex wanted to go to prom with Amanda so he could give her a Dirty Mendes at the after party.
by HT Titan June 24, 2005
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Menden

1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.

2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.

3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.
1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
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Dirty Mendez

A type of dance where you clean your ass on someone else's leg. A very dirty dance.
There was no paper in the club restroom so I'm going to do the Dirty Mendez on the dance floor.
by Jesus "Chuy June 19, 2008
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Shawn Mendes

Shawn Mendes is sooo cute! Did you see his new Instagram post
by Zyxwv April 9, 2019
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