Marchturbation

When you don't get invited to parties during march break so you spend your week masturbating.

I got a lot of needed marchturbation this week, way better than any party I could've asked for.

by RacistUrbanWhiteGirl July 22, 2016

march 25, 2015

the worst day ever... aka the day zayn left one direction

hey did you hear what happened on march 25, 2015

omg yes I'm so sad but his mental health is more important
FUCK MODEST MANAGEMENT!!

by Person_12345 August 16, 2020

March 4th

National fuck ur friends day

Boy/girl: it’s March 4th, you know what that mean
Boy/girl: sheeesh say less

by Gender-bender 69420 February 22, 2021

Riff merchant

a person who can create and execute mind blowing guitar riffs

originally said by the prince of darkness himself Ozzy Osbourne when talking about Tony Iommi in an 1980's interview

ozzy osbourne - "..whatever I've said about Tony Iommi in the past, was a lot of anger, a lot of bitterness on both parts, but I've got to be truthful to you, he was one of the greatest all time riff merchants, I mean, he came up with some classic heavy metal riffs"

man: what track is this?, that riff is insane
man 2: it's sabbath!
man: who's the lead guitarist?
man 2: you idiot.. thats Tony Iommi, he's probably metals' best riff merchant!

by planet_telex July 14, 2012

March 5

The day the hottest person is born

Wow they must be born on March 5th.

by Gum4Life October 23, 2019

March 13

when the best of the best people are born. they strive for the best and are peak Lightning McQueen awesomeness. they are NOT midgets(for the most part) and they are EPIC

p1: how do you become a God?

p2: well you have to be born on March 13

by god_13 October 16, 2019

March 14

March 14 is when the best kind of people are born.They’re kind,loving and the most big hearted people out there.They see the best in everyone and want to help people as much as possible.

She gave that homeless man her lunch!
Oh its because she’s born on march 14.

by smjxx_. October 15, 2019