mortisexual

Someone who doesn't date or have intimate relationships in real life, but instead tries to on the internet site discord.com with a morti

Example
Guy 1: So why doesn't the girlfriend he keeps talking about come hang out with us all?

Guy 2: He doesn't know her in real life, just on discord.

Guy 1: Wow, I never knew he was a mortisexual!

by asssssssssssssssssssssxxxxxxxx March 7, 2023

mortis

the iconic death message when you die in faith: the unholy trinity

John: *gets killed by a demon*
"MORTIS"
*dramatic chord*

by CURNICNLGEE August 1, 2023

mortis interruptus

Attempted murder, in law. From the Latin for “interrupted death.” See coitus interruptus (the withdrawal method of birth control).

My client was indicted on charges of mortis interruptus, and we will be arguing that he didn’t have the mens rea (intent/mental state) required for a conviction.

by OldManRealist December 15, 2023

Mortisultarian

Last place graduate who often gives a commencement speech on resolve, determination, and idiocy of avoiding getting kicked out of school.

Dude, I’m the mortisultarian in my graduating class because I set my grade file on fire so they had no proof to kick me out of school

by JJ Java May 19, 2024

Mortisultarian

Last place in graduating class who gives a commencement speech on resolve, stubbornness, and idiocy of avoiding getting kicked out of school

Dude I’m the mortisultarian in my class this year because I set my grade file on fire so they couldn’t make me leave

by JJ Java May 19, 2024

Moranism

Not just another 'ism', it's a way of life, an ideology; some even label it a cult. Comprised of toxic individuals with extremely low self-esteem, its members dismiss proper education in favor of spending excessive time online, creating fake accounts, writing ridiculous comments, and trolling others. This behavior stems from a profound disinterest in their own lives. They believe that confidence is not cultivated internally but is instead derived from within their small group. They engage in what they perceive as 'intellectual' activities to bolster their self-worth, yet their attempts often come off as pretentious and lacking in genuine intelligence or humor. Those around them often cringe in embarrassment when they speak, a testament to their absurdity.

Moranism a true story:

( A 99 year old mother discovered that the Moranist cult leader is an active stalker with perverse obsessions ) (777)

by Bitchbetterbegood May 26, 2024

rigor mortis rendevous

The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.

"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007