Moped-o-phile

A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.

1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!

by March 30, 2023

Mope Sauce

When terrible things keep happening and you feel indifferent about life.

Damn, my flight's been delayed four times-- that's mope sauce bruh.

by Kaji Yuy August 18, 2017

apple pie a la mope

When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope

by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

slick moped

a moped slathered with lots of lube

oh my god my moped just got slicked (AKA a slick moped)

by mrthinkalot December 30, 2010

Moped

A name given to a woman you arent proud you slept with. No one wants to get caught riding a moped

That Moped last night was so busted she could have made a dildo go limp!

by Bo123fo March 11, 2024

Moped

Sexiest vehicle u can get, all the chicas will want u

Oh my god I need a moped

by Ethansbigpenis August 07, 2022

Moped

An umbrella term used for almost anything. In particular, as a slight insult.

Tarik: Madi, du bist ein Moped.

Madi: Deine Mutter ist ein Moped.

by rustydeerpark January 01, 2019