Mooch

Someone who invites you over only if you have weed for them to smoke and beer for them to drink.

regular person - "What are you doing tonight"
mooch- "Uh nothing, just sitting watching lost by myself."
regular- "oh that's cool i gotta cash my paycheck"
mooch- "COME OVER AFTERWARDS!!!!! LET'S SMOKE!"

wash rinse repeat.

by beansbeans123 June 18, 2010

mooch

1)walking randomly and aimlessly around, or just hanging out with nothing to do
2) something to say when you're not sure really what to do

1)
girl 1: what are you doing?
girl 2: nothing, just mooching

2)
girl 1: what doy uo want to do now?
girl 2: i don't know, let's just mooch.

by kathryn!!! September 18, 2007

mooch

Someone who wants something for free ... someone who takes and takes but doesn't give.

Potluck type of thing scheduled at work and only 1/2 the people bring stuff yet they wanna eat the grub. Not cool ... definately a freeloader.

by Milton June 17, 2004

moochy

A person who mooches all of your things. Is constantly over at your house playing your video games, drinking your pop, and eating your food. Really shouldnt have any friends except creepy people that laugh at his crappy jokes that he steals off the interweb. Usually is cheap and doesnt buy something even if he needed it and had the money. Probably still owns a CD player and will upgrade to the Ipod shuffle whenever they drop below the 50 price range. Dr. Phil: My advise is to break up the relationship boot him out of his house and send him back to his CD player and PS2 or N64.

Mitch you are constatly up at my house playing my games and drinking my pop, quit being such a moochy.

by Dr. Phil 666 July 10, 2007

Mooch

A person who takes everyone elses shit; sometimes the mooch will ask for something (like one chip from the bag), and then continue to eat those chips until the bag is completely finished. This also known as a Mathew Hunter Cullen.

My friend came over today and he Mathew Cullened all my food! What a Mooch.

by Scott & Justin February 12, 2008

moocher

one who always begs for free things and won't ever go away, even if you do give him stuff.

"This moocher won't leave nne alone, he keeps begging me for socks..."

by serge golub March 14, 2004

MOOCHER district

A congressional district where the primary demographic receives support from the government, thereby perpetuating socialism, and idiot democrats who seem to get re-elected in spite of their obvious incompetence

Hank Johnson keeps getting re-elected because he comes from a moocher district.

by sarj/Dieselnut59 April 5, 2010