If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11
Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11
Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!
by Ian Henman November 08, 2003
by Davey Bizzl October 02, 2007
one who flagrently disregards all morals and social barriers sorrounding a woman's intamacy; a person who will perform any sexual act to a female anywhere, anytime.
damn, she's goin out with joe! forget it, he's such a pussy monger. there won't be anything left by the time you get it.
by bagheera187 February 10, 2006
A crotchety guy from Scotland and he is probably a Communist. He plays the drums for all the world on BBC and gets ALL of the ladies. Sometimes more than two at a time. You go Old Bean!
He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.
He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.
by kevin horan October 29, 2009
One who gets most of all their knowledge from news channels such as cnn, fox, cnbc, ect. Also, another for would be social-media's Facebook, twitter, ect.
Whe can all tell the Johnson's live in a pen and paper world. Everything they said tonight made them sound like a media monger family.
by Blitzed4lyfe20 October 10, 2016
by blehhhhhhhh8 January 09, 2019
A misogynistic ass-hole with a small dick. An 'Alpha' male who is so insecure with his man-hood that he has to attack young girls on social media just to make himself feel like a man. A supporter of the now incarcerated Andrew Tate.
by Bad Element Ninja December 31, 2022