Mooping

Is a what you get when you combine masturbating and pooping

Josh: ‘Dan has been taking forever in the bathroom’
Greg: ‘He better not be in there doing that Mooping shit again!!’

by wesleybyrd666777 May 28, 2024

Mopping

Hasse is mopping to excellence and king of mopping

Mopping and cleaning to perfection

by Deck crew November 21, 2024

Mopping king

Person (Hasse) who is known for mopping to excellence

Little better at mopping than others is called mopping king

by Deck crew November 21, 2024

Mopling

A mopling is an overweight sex offender who can't work. They are usually fat, have a mop on their head, usually black in color.

Hey Bob, wanna smoke a joint? Sure, but how will we do it without the Moplings knowing?

by J409 September 15, 2025

Mopling

A Mopling is a fat person who is too lazy to get a job and happens to like peeping on people. They are identified by their fat bodies and black, mop-like hair.

"Hey Adrian, are those Mopling that I see on your property? "

"Yes, they are fat, they smell, and they like to peep people."

by J409 September 17, 2025

Dry mopping

The art of ejaculating on a mate and essentially “mopping” it up with your testicles

She was so kinky, so I finished her off by dry mopping her.

by Atheist.christian March 11, 2018

Crown Molding

A condition where gunk has built up on your genetalia

R-Kelly hasn't washed his dick in a while and has some serious crown molding building up

by Rickwann March 17, 2019