A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
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A girl from the ghetto wih a chipped tooth automatically can give someone a good blowjob because of her chipped tooth. This is because of the Molecular Theory.
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Get the moleman mug.a person who spends their days next to the computer all day long. Moles usually spend their time cooped up in their little holes and so this relates to how the "moleman" people are on the computer for the whole day.
you can also use this expression for a woman.. molewoman
you can also use this expression for a woman.. molewoman
Bob: Hey Sharyll what did you do last weekend
Sharyll: Nothing really just stayed in my room and browsed the internet.
Bob: what a molewoman.
Sharyll: Nothing really just stayed in my room and browsed the internet.
Bob: what a molewoman.
by eva January 22, 2005
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Get the moleda mug.a man and/or woman whom drives any kind of pulic transport but creeps you out. this person is usualy over the age of 40 and doesnt have very well personal hygene.
josh: *gets into taxi
moleman: want a free drive, if you know what i mean.
josh: OH LOOK!.. my stop, ill get out here.. there you go keep the change.
moleman: alright boss, if you say so..if you need a drive home..just call ###-#### and ask for larry. i'll be waiting for you.
later that night..
billy: josh! why are you so late?
josh: sorry, my cab driver was a moleman.
moleman: want a free drive, if you know what i mean.
josh: OH LOOK!.. my stop, ill get out here.. there you go keep the change.
moleman: alright boss, if you say so..if you need a drive home..just call ###-#### and ask for larry. i'll be waiting for you.
later that night..
billy: josh! why are you so late?
josh: sorry, my cab driver was a moleman.
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