DNA mold

Really bad quality of hair. Grows in all directions but never looks like it.

You're lucky you got that good hair instead of my DNA mold.

by adorkable419 February 20, 2015

Molly Water

Molly water is a bottled water with 1 molly pill or more dissolved into itt.

“I poured a molly in my water & i drink it up” ~ shoreline mafia

“Im boutta b rollin off this molly water g !”

by Slang Defina! March 19, 2019

Molly Worland

If you ever meet a molly Worland you are probably one of the luckiest people alive don't ever let her go because if you do it will be one of the biggest mistakes of your life she is the most beautiful person in the world she has amazing brown curly hair and loves music more than life shes so amazing and will probably be one of the most important people in your life please if you ever meet a molly Worland never let her go because you will regret it for the rest of your life shes so easy to get along with and she'll cherish you friendship like she does with everyone so please if you ever meet a molly Worland marry her asap it will be the smartest decision of your life .

Damn that molly Worland is fine

by johnnytamberine August 20, 2013

Judicially Molested

N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.

That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.

by Disgruntled Christian June 24, 2011

Thundering Molly

When shagging a lady with spectacles, quickly pull out stick her glasses on your cock and spunk in her eye (no specific one)

I gave your mum a Thundering Molly last night ;)

by Ace19888888 February 13, 2019

Molloy

An Irish fighter. Balls of steel, and isn't afraid of jack shit, let alone the British. Can handle his alcohol better than any other fella, and a great lover to all the ladies.

Did you see that Molloy kid, beat the crap outta those 4 dudes even with a pint in his right hand.

by WreckingBar October 13, 2018

Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

by John Duckworth July 21, 2008