Mitch

Mitch is an attention seeking bitch who will use you to find out stuff then throw you away, which is good, you do NOT want to become close with a Mitch. Mitch has no friends and nobody likes him because he has a reputation that presents him as a dick. He has a tinnyyyyy little penis and nobody will ever love him....except the super realllyyy desperate ones named Arawyn.

i fucking hate you Mitch

by 666imjuliesmith May 24, 2018

mitch

A mitch is a male bitch

Katy: Kevin is such a mitch
Lara: i know right

by Elleboss November 14, 2015

Mitch

is a mixture of mean and bitch

Man my ex-wife sure is a mitch!!

by kwa0480 August 26, 2009

Mitch

(n,v,adv,adj,etc) Anything, is used to replace other words...

"Mitch" Happens...Life is a "Mitch"....Go "Mitch" Yourself..."Mitchin'" Awesome

by PNordic July 25, 2008

mitch

A term for a upper-class bitch

Look at that mitches clothes.

by caitlinfebus. January 31, 2009

mitch

A term that is used to describe an 18th Century pubic wig.

Also see: mitch'd: a term to describe the pubic hair of a lady being rubbed against your face

Tim: "I just saw you get mitch'd by Laura"
Dave: "Shut up...."
Tim: "Owned"

by Mike McKie January 17, 2008

mitch

A man who consistently acts like a bitch and partakes in bitch-ish activities and one who has a bitch-ish personality.

The mitch would not stop complaining and whining when he was excluded from an activity with his friends.

by Iknowitallmitch June 19, 2014