Misson Accomplished

Phrase that -- prior to the 'election' of George W Bush -- was used to mark the end of a mission. Now, the phrase "Misson Accomplished" is used sarcastically to mock someone who prematurely signals the end of an otherwise complicated and unfinished project.

How's that clone coming along?
Well, I put some of my fingernails and hairs on the copy machine and set it to run all night.
Misson Accomplished, my good man.

by Yesdog September 4, 2006

Beaver Dam, Missouri

Code for "period" or "period, misery". "Beaver Dam" = "tampon", "Maxi-pad", etc., and "Missouri" is code for "misery".

TOM: "Hey, Eric, how about you and Laurra coming over for dinner tonight?"

ERIC: "No, Laurra's in Beaver Dam, Missouri right now."

TOM: "Oh, okay, I get ya."

by Jack Bozdog September 7, 2006

The Misbourne

honestly the worst school in bucks, it's an absolute shithole filled with either crackheads or pricks that think they're some next level upper class wanker, don't come here unless you wanna be filled with some stuck up cunts and a bunch of bumberclarts

Friend of High Intelligence: What school did you go to?
Me: The Misbourne
Friend of High Intelligence: Fuck me it's a shithole i've heard
Me: You don't fuckin say

by grannytranny69420 November 27, 2019

missoula monoculture

Not really even unique to Missoula, the missoula monoculture can actually be found in other, similar wannabe hippy but sort of rich towns across the west. The chicks are all sort of hot, the dudes all have beards. They each wear hoodless down patagonia jackets, carharts, and bring their kids to the bar/brewery. Their lab is in their subaru parked outside, which they will later drive to their modest 2br house which looks like every other house for miles in a haphazard subdivision.

They are into skiing, riding their bikes, climbing, etc.

They look like they are models for an LL bean catalog.

Check that chick out - she's almost sexy.

Bro bra, she is a card-carrying member of the missoula monoculture. hope you're ready to live the active lifestyle

Man, I went to snowbowl once, no thanks.

by thecrusha December 15, 2010

MilSo

A military significant other. A term to describe your significant other who is in the military.

I really enjoy getting together with my other MilSo's. I am a MilSo because my boyfriend is in the Army.

by Kpit June 22, 2012

Missouri

The Show-Me State. A state that doesn’t know if it’s Southern or Midwestern. Its 6 million residents are divided in geography, accent and culture. Northern Missouri is flat and similar to the rest of the Midwest while southern Missouri is hilly and in the Ozark region. Ironically, America’s new unofficial country music capital is Branson, near the Arkansas border. People from northern Missouri are considered more Midwestern while Southern Missouri is more Southern. Missouri is the place where North America’s two great rivers meet: The Mississippi and Missouri, near Saint Louis. Kansas City is the largest city but St. Louis is the largest metro area. Ironically both metro areas cross state boundaries. Kansas City is known as a great center of jazz music and barbeque while St. Louis is a major center for the production of beer (Anheiser Bush) and has the Gateway Arch. What’s ironic is that beer and barbeque go together like sex and nicotine. However, both cities are extremely crime-ridden by many comparisons. Some natives include Jessie James, Harry Truman, Walt Disney and Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain).

Missouri is a nice, quaint state but has somewhat of an identity crisis.

by [e-mail] December 18, 2007

Missouri Mudslide

One male has to have diahrrea. Have girl sit with back against headboard. Male straddles her while she sucks his dick. Male then shits down her chest while she fingers the shit into herself.

Yo Billy you should give her a Missouri Mudslide, she liked it last night.

by JoshieG2003 December 8, 2016