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scabby minion

meaning ur dirty for doin somink rank !
stop skeeting on me u scabby minion !!!
by cloda May 21, 2006
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Minion Boner

Minion Boner; A photo of an oddly hairy minion with a massive erection.
Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."
by Jman030303 June 15, 2019
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hoe minions

People who themselves may not be hoes, but protect the integrity of those who are. They condone the things hoe-ish people do, and will throw stones then hide their hand if it is in favor of the hoe-ish person who they look up to or are protecting. They are spineless, and the reason why they stick up for these type of people can range from "status" affiliation to Monetary gain. It is best to not associate with hoes or their minions
Man: If I were you I would not associate with him. Hoe minions like him, you cant trust them as far as you can throw them. He will always stick up for hoe-ish type people.

Woman: What do hoe minions act like?

Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.
by UD-Doc November 13, 2010
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satan's minion

A person spreading evil on small and large scale, bending people towards tempting tasks
Thats the guy who taught me how to masturbate and showed porn, a true satan's minion he is
by agelessdevil January 25, 2011
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Pussy Minion

A Pussy Minion is someone who goes out of their way to agree with or to fulfil the wishes of a person simply because that person is sexually attractive (And usually female, hence the use of the word pussy).

They are minions but not because of any kind of respect or kind feeling towards the person, but merely because they want sex with said person.

A more derogatory way to say the word simp.
1: I triggered Jessica and she sent one of her pussy minions after me.

2: Just admit you only like his looks and stop being such a pussy minion.
by Cheesyballs June 22, 2020
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minion rick

A rick that has evolved past science and has become a minion.
My minion rick escaped from my rape dungeon
by no u92687 September 21, 2017
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minion mambo

a group of people who follow trends and clichés or have a 'queen bee' they follow around.
Friend 1: Did you see that they all came in the same shirt that Hilary Duff wore last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's a minion mambo.
by LO.GG.3 September 4, 2011
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