Michigan is the only state in the United States of America where the majority of men are fags that would much rather blow another guy or take it in the ass than they would bang a hot chick, though you really can't blame them as the majority of women from there are fat ass pigs that usually wear flannel shirts and don,t shave their nasty crotch which often confuse the many queer lumberjacks because it looks so like the undergrowth of a uncut forest. All in all a state that should belong in Canada.
Dude, I was driving along and I found myself in Michigan and every woman there looked like a dude and every dude wanted to blow me or have me fuck em in the ass !! Stay away from Michigan !!
by a proud indianian February 08, 2010
Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"
by LK411 March 01, 2021
A small town full of hillbilly’s. Blink once and you’ll miss the shit town. Full of diesel trucks and tractors. Mostly farmers. Perfect environment for redneck truck drivers!
Yale Michigan makes me depressed.
by Fuckyalemichigan June 15, 2019
On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.
by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004
by Adogg69 September 27, 2013
Heroin capitol of the state. Favorite past times include committing felonies, overdosing on drugs in McDonald's bathroom, and domestic violence against your fifth baby momma.
Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to poke fun at the rent a cops.
The dating pool consists of men who have either been to prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.
The local cuisine consists of stale meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.
The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan's you stole from your neighbor.
Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you're now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some prostitute you slept with at a party one night!
Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to poke fun at the rent a cops.
The dating pool consists of men who have either been to prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.
The local cuisine consists of stale meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.
The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan's you stole from your neighbor.
Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you're now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some prostitute you slept with at a party one night!
Guy : Shiettt babygurl u my fine piece of ass and my bitch
Girl : Teeheehee oh baby you so bad get me pregnant and then beat my ass and go to prison while I raise the kids
Guy : Of course mah hoe, this is Monroe, Michigan after all.
Girl : Teeheehee oh baby you so bad get me pregnant and then beat my ass and go to prison while I raise the kids
Guy : Of course mah hoe, this is Monroe, Michigan after all.
by MurderMitten April 13, 2018
Michigan Star is A Restaurant Rating System. If your restaurant lacks of Flavor, Cleanliness, Design/Ambiance
You will forsure have a high "MICHIGAN STAR" rating. Opposite of that Would be A "michelin star"
You will forsure have a high "MICHIGAN STAR" rating. Opposite of that Would be A "michelin star"
Billy BadAzz* "How was that restaurant my guy?"
Italian Vito* "First off , once I walked in, old paintings from the 80s whatdafuck , the place smelt like the wallz had mold, the baked ziti was as hard as my leather nikes and taste like my godfathers colonoscopy bag. I looked up and saw the "MICHIGAN STAR" Award, it was at that moment Billy, everything made sense"
Billy BadAzz* "oh that restaurant must really suck if it received a Michagan Star, How cringe"
Italian Vito* "First off , once I walked in, old paintings from the 80s whatdafuck , the place smelt like the wallz had mold, the baked ziti was as hard as my leather nikes and taste like my godfathers colonoscopy bag. I looked up and saw the "MICHIGAN STAR" Award, it was at that moment Billy, everything made sense"
Billy BadAzz* "oh that restaurant must really suck if it received a Michagan Star, How cringe"
by Alpha Male OG 90s Baby February 01, 2022