Leah Messer

A trashy redneck slore of MTV 'fame'.

OMG, did you see Teen Mom 2 last night? That redneck slore, Leah Messer admitted she cheated on The Woodchuck, Corey AGAIN!

by trickbiatch March 16, 2012

messageschmitt

an unpleasant and unexpected message that strikes you like a German World-War-2 fighter aircraft

Jordan: He learnt about his brother's death yesterday. He was on a walk with his family, having great time and laughting when he received the SMS.

Hugh: Damn! That was a real messageschmitt!

by KurtSteinerPL June 5, 2010

Messerly

To have a masculine muff.

Oh man, that dude's muff is totally messerly.

by HelloImKuniaki August 27, 2013

Messerschmidt

A majestic bearded creature found in the inner streets of East Hampton. Notorious for making a mean cup of coffee and being a simple kind of man, people from all corners of the world gather to catch a glimpse of this glorious manwhore.

"I saw Messerschmidt driving down the street the other day, followed by a pack of unicorns and an army of angels leading the way."

by manowar27 January 28, 2014

messner

nice, sweet and a very hot name

messner is very cute

by cute234567 October 28, 2015

messpert

An expert in making a mess

After practicing the art of making a mess my whole life, I have finally become a messpert!

by The Jo Effect October 27, 2016

Message delivery subsystem

an email account that will keep spamming your inbox sometimes when you try sharing something with lots of people

if only i wouldn't keep getting so many emails from Message delivery subsystem saying "message not sent" when i try sharing something to lots of school email accounts from my private email.

by nobody else here March 25, 2017