Fur Envelope

A very furry vagina.

My friend's mom has a sweet fur envelope.

by BreakBeatDrums May 14, 2015

Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.

After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope

by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016

orange envelope of shame

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.

If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.

LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.

by southland August 18, 2017

getting enveloped

Putting your penis between a person buttcheeks

"Hey, want to try getting enveloped? "
"Sure!"

by BigBlackPickle April 23, 2018

flavor envelope

A taco that isn't shaped like a taco. It has taco ingredients. It tastes like a fantastic taco. However it does not operate like a taco. Folded like an envelope (yes people still send mail the old fashioned way) you open it into taco EEeeeectsasy...welcome to flavour country my friends:)

Open your flavor envelope and cure your hunger. You are hangry and bitchy.

by banana1997 May 2, 2018

Sticky envelope

a Sticky envelope is when you can't be fucked to lick the envelope to send it so u squeeze out a little bit on nut and seal ur envelope with ur own fucking seman.

person 1: Bruh that's one sticky envelope person 2: yeah idk why tbh (smirks)

by lolcarson March 12, 2019

Manila Envelope

An ideal vessel for the dignified and impactful delivery of one's feces to an enemy. It must have a button and string clasp so that the recipient is held in suspense longer, anticipating the contents.

I will watch and count each time he slowly, curiously unwinds that manila envelope string. One, two, there's my poo!

I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.

by TwoFacesPodcast March 18, 2023