kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling
Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*
kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night
Dad: *gets glock 17*
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling
Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*
kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night
Dad: *gets glock 17*
by WANKERKID69 January 27, 2021
Get the Mein Schwanz ist großmug. A british acid-rave sci-fi funk-punk band with 12 members. the name is german for my bike is broken.
by Joe Cobb March 29, 2007
Get the Meine Rad Ist Kaputtmug. Similar to "Take it or leave it"(i.e. "this is your only option") but with a more sardonic edge.
I think this comes from a special edition of the Gilbert Shelton cartoon strip "Fat Freddie's Cat", in which the eponymous character narrowly escapes a genetically modified death at the hands of a mad, well, furrier.
I think this comes from a special edition of the Gilbert Shelton cartoon strip "Fat Freddie's Cat", in which the eponymous character narrowly escapes a genetically modified death at the hands of a mad, well, furrier.
Kid: What is there for dinner?
Dad: I'm cooking lasagne
Kid: wailing I don't like that
Dad: Well, take it or leave it, mein furrier
Dad: I'm cooking lasagne
Kid: wailing I don't like that
Dad: Well, take it or leave it, mein furrier
by John D W June 1, 2006
Get the Take it or leave it, mein furriermug. A formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an 'n' to the end of Schlampe) in German. Literally means 'Good day my Lady.'
Ex.1
Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"
Ex.2
Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"
Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"
Ex.2
Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"
by PossumCuber November 19, 2010
Get the Guten Tag meine Schlampemug. Being in Hitlers ass
by qwdbjksvgrabjk November 29, 2017
Get the mein kampf-ert zonemug. 1.) When a woman is giving a blow job or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)
Eg.) " I made my girlfriend - saugen mein wiener schnitzel!"
2.) Slang for telling someone to suck you cock or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)
Eg.) " Why don't you saugen mein wiener schnitzel & shut up"
Eg.) " I made my girlfriend - saugen mein wiener schnitzel!"
2.) Slang for telling someone to suck you cock or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)
Eg.) " Why don't you saugen mein wiener schnitzel & shut up"
by Firehawk21_2001 August 25, 2012
Get the Saugen mein weiner schnitzelmug. Andy: “What are you up to this evening?”
Simon: “Tonight? Ich ficken meine schwester.”
Andy: “Oh yeah, me too.”
Simon: “Tonight? Ich ficken meine schwester.”
Andy: “Oh yeah, me too.”
by JoeSmeels123 November 15, 2022
Get the Ich ficken meine schwester.mug.