meatcrayon

(Noun): When a person slides across pavement at a high speed. Commonly seen in action sports such as skateboarding, longboarding, and motorcycling.

(Verb): The act of obtaining road rash.

Synonyms: fall, slide

“I’m gunna bomb this master hill”

“It’s pretty sketchy, don’t meatcrayon at the bottom”

“I’m sending it”

by xxexf3xx October 25, 2020

Meathane

A truer Anglish Term for waiter/waitrend/waitress that isn't just based on an alteration of watch. From OE meteþeġn. a food-officer; one whose duty is to look after food; sewer. See also meat-thane
2. Meathane; a meat fart comprised of all the red and or white meat protein you gorged on that day/meal. (by CallumFoster December 18, 2019)

We are waiting on the meathane to come.

by Master of beargreen August 18, 2023

Flaming Matchstick

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.

"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."

by Urban Andy February 1, 2009

Post Match Penis

When you've played sport and your penis has shrivelled up and basically gone back inside you!

I am suffering from Post Match Penis!

by JJ91 January 22, 2011

pre match hype

HYPING UP BEFORE MY FOOSBALL MATCH!!

Polychronis (aka Pauly) listens to his pre match hype playlist before every foosball game.

by Nitram sicnarf May 12, 2021

does the carpet match the blinds

Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?

Hey, you've seen Christine, right.

Yeah, why

Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?

No, but the carpet matches the curtains

Oh, thanks.

curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,

welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair

by trajayjay August 26, 2013

Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006