Chelsea mayers

Chelsea mayers is a lovely gal and has a fit brother with even fitter sideburns.

Jonathon: Omg there’s Chelsea mayers she’s so fit! I’m literally in love.

Jonathons friend: I thought you were gay?

Jonathon: not if she exists ;)

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 22, 2022

Big Oscar mayer Syndrome

Big pee pee

Only affects 1 out of 10 men Worldwide

But mainly just 405Richman

“Dang 405richman you still stuffing from Big Oscar mayer Syndrome”

by Richman405 February 12, 2022

millie mayer

A gorgeous girly,

so so sweet,
can never live without her,
Everybody loves millie Mayer because of her lovingness and kindness she has for her mates.

Can we go see Millie Mayer because she’s amazing.
I love millie Mayer because her personality is so so nice.

by Saucysausages😉 February 19, 2018

von mayer

When a guy gets an ear piercing but accidentally gets it in the gay ear

Ethan: Did you see Luca got his ear pierced
James: He got a von Mayer it was in the gay ear

by ToxicPeePee December 24, 2023

tanner mayer

best boy a girl could ever ask for. always there when you need him & supports you 24/7- also has a great personality not to mention a sexy booty

Wow.... who is that?

Oh that’s just Tanner Mayer

by Dhne January 28, 2020

John Mayer spot

The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.

That girl has a great butt. It really accentuates her John Mayer spot.

by jonrules11 April 14, 2024

Mayer

A boy with unusually large earlobes

“Look at that Mayer”

by maiwand December 29, 2023