Martingale

The most amazing piece of equipment that a horse wears around its neck to prevent it from smashing you in the face.

person 1: hey, what happened to your face?

person 2: I forgot to put my horses martingale on again...

by Katie14100 August 9, 2013

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mashing joints

Fucking. Basically, a good fast-paced, solid romp where furniture is abused/broken and participants give zero fucks who hears or sees them. The goal is hot-n-heavy...cum inside and go hard.

Omg, did you hear Colin and Anglia upstairs mashing joints earlier? It sounded like the bed broke s few times!!

by Chicken nigget March 30, 2017

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Matting

When you suddenly get up mid conversation and leave then come back 20 minutes later

Hey where did John go he was just here? Oh never mind he is matting

by SirPanda89 November 17, 2018

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Mashing the Leftovers

Messy anal sex with a partner with a full, non-evacuated bowel.

I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.

She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

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cunt masking

The ability for a total cunt to act friendly around people, such as her boyfriend's friends. Very possibly related to the succubus.

Man, she seems really friendly, but I think she's really good at cunt masking, Larry is always complaining about her.

by torerodrizzle November 20, 2009

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When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.

Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?

Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...

by Neil'sDadisABumber June 10, 2016

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mashing brakes

(adj.) a slang term used to describe sex, in a literal or boasting sense.

ex. 1
Dane: Dude I was so drunk last night and went home with this hotass bitch
Chris: For real? Did you guys have sexual intercourse?
Dane: Not at first, then later on we ended up mashing brakes

ex. 2
Jeff: You and stephanie were so loud last night, were you two doing what I THINK you were doing?
Matt: Yeah man, we were mashing brakes sooo hard.

by GinjerNinjaronimator December 30, 2009

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