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mandingo

The stereotypical "man" in a homosexual relationship. The counter term is "mandissa," which refers to the stereotypical "female." For example, a mandingo would open the door for his mandissa, he would pay for dinner on dates, he would actively pursue his mandissa. Generally, the mandingo is the top, or the inserter, during intercourse. Most mandingos could pass for straight, while mandissas are obviously gay.
OMG! Look at that mandingo's hairy chest. I just want him to tear off my clothes and eat me.
by cbarbs May 27, 2006
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mandingo grapes

a muscular dark black guy who's balls are darker than him.
girl 1: i decided to go down on jonte last night and his balls were darker than him! he had some mandingo grapes!

girl 2: girl dante too!
by i know from experience November 8, 2011
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Mandingo

A really hot chick with big hooters, often found in their natural habitat of office like employment driving their co-workers mad with there extreme hotness. Can also be referred to as dingo for a more generic plural meaning.
Dude#1: Dude!! did you see Mandingo?!?!
Dude#2: Yeah!! She made my hair nubbins stand up!!
by DunkMonkey January 31, 2007
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Manjango

Having flappy female parts that often in need of being tucked in.
Kristie's got a reet manjango on her! She needs to tuck that shit in!
by birdistheword!! December 22, 2009
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Mandingo Party

When a bunch of parrots put on party hats and dance around.
Man, that mandingo party in the pet store was so much fun!

Hey Malcom let's dirty up the white snow at Aleigha's Mandingo party because a Mandingo party don't stoooooppp!
by Genghis Swan January 17, 2022
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Mandingo

A massive stool that makes you weep like a baby while passing it, due to its length and girth.
I ate way too many eggs and cheese last night. As a result the mandingo I had this morning nearly ripped me in half.
by sourkraut May 9, 2014
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mandingo prime

The act of using action figure transformers and affixiating yourself by shoving them in random holes and yelling "Auto Bots Roll Out!"
Last night, Sabrina lent me his transformers and I performed the ol' Mandingo Prime
by DGoods33 May 1, 2015
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