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Celestial Manatee

a god-like manatee protecting Earth from space with his delicious, chocolate-flavored cum
May the Celestial Manatee bless you with riches and cummies.
by Nekmeat December 4, 2017
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Flopped the manatee

when someone really messes up/makes a huge mistake
“Wow, he really flopped the manatee when he didn’t stop to ask for directions.”
by wplemony October 22, 2023
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Manateeing

lazing around in bed all weekend making non-articulate sounds
I was manateeing the whole Saturday
by allad8 August 16, 2021
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Manatee

A soggy potato that moves slow and sleeps often. Also known as the cow of the sea or "sea cow". The soggy potato's only predator is a boat propeller which cause the "big ouch!".
You are like a Manatee. Manatee's are moving sea potatoes
by _pp2smol_ October 25, 2018
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Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:
Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?

Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?
by Larryisalampost July 26, 2021
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manatee

The remnants of a good tub and rub, floating around in the water like its gentle name-sake
Dude, I'm a little disturbed by all the manatees in your tub
by Sleezybeans January 14, 2017
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Manatee

1. The common name denoting a fully aquatic, dark grey creature that is largely herbivorous. Manatees can weigh up to 1,000 lbs and have an average lifespan of upwards of 60 years (in the wild). Manatees use their paddle-tails and flippers to navigate through the water. They are very gentle creatures and often exhibit friendly behavior around humans.

Manatees are also known as sea cows. They belong in the genus Trichechus, which contains three surviving species.
Threats that beset manatees include pollution, irresponsible fishing, and climate change, all of which are deleterious to their habitat and means of recourse.
1. Snooty—who unfortunately passed away in 2017, two days after his 69th birthday—was the world's oldest manatee.
by Mikishi June 8, 2021
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