Your Manatee

The misheard version of the word humanity often heard in songs.

More money on defence fuck hospitals
Fuck human beings, fuck your manatee.
-Everybody knows shit's fucked
Stephen Paul Taylor

by Czech Matter July 26, 2020

Pook-a-manator

A mocking name for select men, who gives off a persona as invincible or the ultimate bad ass. The reference is both a loving gesture, an ego splitter, and giggle provoking.

Now now, pook-a-manator, we talked about this... You cannot take over the world on a school night.

by Treenbean3 June 21, 2011

Flopped the manatee

when someone really messes up/makes a huge mistake

“Wow, he really flopped the manatee when he didn’t stop to ask for directions.”

by wplemony October 22, 2023

manatee

what cameron thought tas was for four years… an UGLY SLOTH.

you were a manatee now you’re a mermaid

by imsohqppy December 28, 2023

manatee

A manatee is what we sometimes see when observing a well-formed floating turd in the toilet that at first glance appears to be just a ball, but that after glancing sideways we become aware is long and floating in a perfectly vertical position.

I wasn't that impressed when I first looked at my shit because it felt bigger, but then was kinda pleased with the length when I looked from a different angle. Bit of a manatee!

by HoldingForth February 1, 2024

Manatee

When there’s a drunk thick women in a hot tub.

Hey guys let’s go fuck that manatee in the hot tub.

by The Ünit November 26, 2021

Manatee

A thick sea cow

I like thick sea cows also known as Manatees.

by Save the armadillos October 27, 2019