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Malia and I has sex on the north shore of the island of Oahu.
Malia sleeps in gold and purple sheets, a sign of royalty.
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Malia sleeps in gold and purple sheets, a sign of royalty.
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"Need a hand? I won't refuse!
To help you, help you
Tie the noose
Kick the chair to let you loose
Oh my dear my heart beats true
As you as you swing'n swing'n swoosh"
-suburban holocaust
To help you, help you
Tie the noose
Kick the chair to let you loose
Oh my dear my heart beats true
As you as you swing'n swing'n swoosh"
-suburban holocaust
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