No Makeup December 

Something that “the boys” made up after failing No Nut November because they’re horny fucks. You do not need to participate because this is another way to “please men” and both boys and girls can wear makeup.

Boy: take off your makeup
Girl: no, fuck off

No Makeup December was meant to be when girls don’t wear makeup for a full month, but that’s not their choice.

No Makeup December by nobodytoyou November 10, 2020

Man makeup 

When a dude cums all over his girl's face.

Before going out, Gus applied his man makeup all over Bridget's face!

Man makeup by Glass Saddle January 14, 2007

Monday Makeup 

When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.

She looks cute.

You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.

Monday Makeup by LaBruhn Jaymes July 23, 2015

white friend makeup too dark 

It is defined as an extremely WHITE wigger girl whom a group of black people have befriended. One such as her believes she can pull off the slutty-black smokey eye look...minus the slutty....

White friend makeup too dark *turn up*

white friend makeup too dark by Gem Dragon Illuminated October 2, 2014

No Makeup March 

A time period between the first and last day of the third month in the year where a person chooses to not wear makeup. Also used as an insult to explain one's ugliness.

Typical Ashley: Yeah, that girl over there is soooo disgusting. Must be one of those no makeup March hoes.

No Makeup March by StereotypicalUrbanDictionaryHo February 22, 2019

paris hilton without makeup

Paris Hilton without Makeup is the grossest thing ever.

Did you see that picture of Paris Hilton without Makeup? I almost threw up.

paris hilton without makeup by Kschenke July 29, 2008

no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days 

those block days in school when all of your easy classes are for some reason all together. Aka chill days. May also apply when you are sick.

p1: you look comfy today
p2: hell yeah! I got all my easy classes today
p1: so its one of those no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days?
p2: yes

no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days by eliseschmnise September 3, 2010