Maguired

To have become catastrophically, criminally, incontinently drunk - against one's will, and all good sense - because someone called Maguire made you do so for their own sick amusement.

"So sorry I didn't turn up for that last court date, your Honour, I got Maguired."

by scunnydelight June 15, 2022

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Maguirism

A condition where your body turns into a fridge and you can't move. People you try to help end up suffering because of you.

Jane used to be so hot. Now she's become a fridge. Looks like she's got Maguirism.
He helped his friends complete their homework. Now nobody wants his help. Oh no maybe that is maguiristic act.

by Not my Real Name :| December 30, 2021

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Dr. Maguire

It's impossible to tell if anything he said is a compliment or an insult/

Dr. Maguire: " You are such an absolute complete failure at nothing. "

Me: " Wat "

by table_eater_75 May 08, 2023

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joseph maguire

One sexy cunt that will go the ends of the earth to please his girlfriend

Joseph maguire is a simp

by Patricia wag wan fam April 13, 2020

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Lizzy Maguire

Verb

When you fap in front of a person, double pump them and pull-out.

Example 1: I was with Mandy, scared my parents would could home so I Lizzy Maguire'd her quick.
Example 2: SKT T1 got Lizzy Maguire'd by Gen G

Example 3: woman 1: Hey, how was your evening last night with John Doe?
woman 2: Not great, he Lizzy Maguired me.

by SuperJarydtvtube September 09, 2020

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