madera de mañana

n. Spanish for Morning Wood, literally 'wood of the morning'. A politically correct way of expressing the fact that you have an erection that will pass undetected by the usual female, unless she is hispanic, in which case you're screwed.

Logan: I got out of bed, and all I wanted to do was beat it.
Aaron: Did you have madera de mañana?
Logan: You know it!

by Raleseau January 4, 2011

Madera Ranchos

A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.

Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"

by chrisophjonson March 26, 2011

Madera

Small town in Central California, also called The Heart of Cali or Madtown.

I live in the Heart of Cali, Madera.

by Coyote23 June 20, 2011

maer

Spanish verb for being a good friend with someone

Vamos a maer" means "Let's hang out" or "Let's be friends

by Mae Wolff March 4, 2011

Toaster Mage

a really cool fool who ive known for a bit but has low self esteem and thats not good i try to help but he refuses but im a persistiant little bastard and wont give up if you would like to help plz vote thumbs up for my good ol pal toasty

Darkace: hello how are you

Toaster Mage:o.O..

Toaster Mage: boring?

by Darkace January 17, 2005

Mageezing

Skeezing on different skeezes at the same time; Hitting on two sluts at the same time, in the same place; The act of a Mageezer

Kevin is mageezing on Brittany and Sam again, what a mageezer!!

by chestertatertot January 8, 2009

maeron

Maeron is a sweet girl or boy with trust and loyalty in his or her heart but if you break there loyalty they will cut you

Let's go see Maeron because she's nice

by Missy_M_977 April 26, 2017