mancraphone

1. mans penis
2.crass term referring to a mans penis

Jill was being a real bitch last night so I whipped out my dick told her to speak into the mancraphone so i could\not hear her bullshit anymore.

by jonnycripp420 September 16, 2023

acer macrophyllum

The biggest of the big leaf trees in the deciduous family that are endemic of western North America. the Oregon Maple (Acer Macrophyllum). The tree is native to the Pacific Northwest coast range, from California, US, to British Columbia, Canada.

The way this Acer Macrophyllum hangs from the cliff by the fingers of it's roots is poetic.

by Gregory Fox October 3, 2016

Marapets

The world's most prick filled pet site on the face of the planet. Ran by idiots who are trying to make a living being copiers of other sites worth a damn.

I was banned from marapets for speaking a different language on the forums!

by Miss Honesty November 29, 2011

Macrant

vi. To talk about Apple Macintosh computers to the point of boring every non-Mac-addict around oneself to death. Something that every Macolyte does at least once in a while.

vt. To bore somebody to death (or close to) with one of the above.

n. An rant of the type described above.

vi. - I like Mac so much that sometimes I just can't help Macranting.

vt. - I have a friend who's a Mac user. He's cool, but it can get a bit annoying when he Macrants me to death.

n. - Steve Jobs is perhaps the only person alive who can deliver a Macrant and insodoing fill everyone around him with joy.

by Carlos Net April 24, 2005

marapets

The most pathetic virtual pet site I've ever seen. -snickers- It has stolen the lab ray from neopets, the paint brushes (costumes), murfin chase, magical plushies, et cetera. The site lags, they have too many ads, and I just don't like them.

omglol4834: OMG HAV U TRIED MARAPETS ITS SOOOO KOOL!!11
me: retard.

by Triiiiiiiiiio December 19, 2007

Marapets

Marapets is a rip-off of Neopets. Marapets is filled with n00bs and immature users. The website has a shit load of advertisement on every single page and the art is very bad.

Person 1: Hai, Lyk I hav a chibs I may put IT for Adption!!!
Chib Lover Person: oMg plZ gIvE me da ChiBs bcuZ itS so qt!!11!! ps im NOt beginggg n i will tak car of it

Weird Kid: I just love Marapets because it reminds me everything about Neopets but the art is ugly.
Cool Kid: I just LOLD. xD

by NoisyB January 10, 2008

marapets

Marapets is truly a wanna-be of the wonderful, user-friendly Neopets. Having around 7 ads per page(!) Marapets.com is a hard game site to make your way around. The graphics of the Marpets games (compared to Neopets) are some of the worst I have ever seen! Some of the items/pets are even a tad bit disturbing.....take for instance that you are able to paint your pet Insideout or Zombie. The Yuni pet already looks gross to begin with. Well, I guess you can't expect much from a site that is run by a 17-year-old who needs and life, or maybe just a job. Neopets is all around the better place to play.

When playing Marapets I came across many things that no one likes to put up with, and things you don't have to put up with on Neopets!

by omg_inbd March 17, 2008