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John Mayer

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age
by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023
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Mayer

The kid everyone hates because he can't speak like a normal human and blames everything on his ADHD.
That nerd in my class is such a Mayer!
by Where'sTheLambSauce January 25, 2017
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von mayer

When a guy gets an ear piercing but accidentally gets it in the gay ear
Ethan: Did you see Luca got his ear pierced
James: He got a von Mayer it was in the gay ear
by ToxicPeePee December 24, 2023
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millie mayer

A gorgeous girly,

so so sweet,
can never live without her,
Everybody loves millie Mayer because of her lovingness and kindness she has for her mates.
Can we go see Millie Mayer because she’s amazing.
I love millie Mayer because her personality is so so nice.
by Saucysausages😉 February 19, 2018
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John Mayer spot

The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.
That girl has a great butt. It really accentuates her John Mayer spot.
by jonrules11 April 14, 2024
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Paul Mayer

When a person is given so much wine, and an unknown quantity of any other number of substances so they are no longer able to make clear judgement decisions.
Raul handed Becky a big, black, bottle of wine, hoping desperately she would get Paul Mayer’d… never to remember what might happen.
by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022
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Indie Mayer

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A down to earth dreamer who takes really good pictures and is fantastic at editing. She's an environmentalist, vegan, and a lesbian. She's a member of PETA and a musician. She is very unique and has almost 5,000 facebook friends but says she only knows probably about five of them.
When I grow up I want to be just like Indie Mayer
by Imperfect97 October 27, 2011
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