Saggy Lizard

the most brutal group chat you will ever be in. a bunch of south georgia, beer drinkin’, and prepnecks you will ever meet . do people care if these guys live or die, no. a bunch of racist sexist little shits who use there daddy’s money on beer and fireworks.

“Colin are you in saggy lizard yet?”

“Nah bro i’m too much of a fag.”

by poppercherry69 March 18, 2019

Piss lizard

When someone’s being an absolute asshole about a subject they don’t even know about, they are a piss lizard.

Stop being a piss lizard Jared

by quax November 6, 2020

Lazaro

A guy named Lazaro is a guy who's very intellectual, handsome, cute, funny, dedicated, inspiring & outgoing. Typically Lazaro is a Mexican but it can also be a Cuban. Lazaro is also very hot and is said to have an enormous dick. Lazaro can also be emotional which is a downside, but it's a small downside. He typically has a high-paying job & aspires to be in politics despite what many people will think. And he's also very good in school. Also, ladies, date a guy named Lazaro and you will not forget it or regret it. He'll probably be the best guy you'll ever possibly date.

Cuban Lazaro intellectual handsome cute funny dedicated inspiring smart outgoing

by #Bam November 7, 2012

Lizard kissing

Kissing with tongues but shallow and flickering like a lizard tongue.

"Haha you look like a lizard... ewww that was definitely lizard kissing!"

by MAPRGHP April 16, 2010

Lizard Diesel

Canadian skier slang for penis.

Check out the lizard diesel on that guy!

by Sadham February 26, 2011

lizard bread

The first three pieces of bread after the heel in a new loaf. Usually they are short and dry, like a lizard.

Sandwiches made with lizard bread are so disappointing.

by LinkIsMyHomeboy April 11, 2017

Lizards tongue

Jissum that flies out of a penis for a considerable length......like a lizards tongue.

Matt: where's Pete gone?
Lukey: he's gone in cubicle 2 to fire his lizards tongue in Dirty Di's hair.
Matt: Marvellous.

by shockin burt June 2, 2018