King of Red Lions

The talking boat in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
He is red and looks somewhat like a dragon.
-WARNING: Game Spoilers Follow, Read At Your Own Risk-



At the start of the game, after you're kicked out of the Forsaken Fortress, he sails up next to you and takes you to Windfall Island. He asks you to buy him a sail. It costs 80 rupees, but it's definitely worth it.

Later in the game, you figure out that the King of Red Lions is actually the King of Hyrule, whose name is King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule. He continues to guide you through your journey as the King of Red Lions, though.

The King of Red Lions is the only boat that speaks the word of men.

by FlimsyOcarina March 23, 2009

Detroit Lions

The absolute worst-run sports franchise of the last 50 years; A franchise marked by ineptitude in the front office courtesy of William Clay Ford Jr.; A franchise with an oddly unwavering fan base that seems desensitized to losing; A franchise where the Superbowl is in early May(the draft) and the end of the season in October(8-10 games in); Most of all though, a franchise that is a sleeping giant(stop laughing), the Lion's have an unbelievably devoted following that would unite the fanbase of every pro and college sports team in lower Michigan. If this franchise ever gets a whiff of consistent winning(not 90s winning, where we went 10-6 and got smoked in the first round of the playoffs), a consistent contention for the NFC, the response will be enormous

Marty Morninwheg; Matt Millen helps the demise of Detroit Lions; William Clay Ford Jr.; Mike Utley; Barry Sanders

by zubitup April 14, 2008

2008 Detroit Lions

The absolute worst team in the history of football. Did not win a single game.

2008 Detroit Lions

by prgray77 May 4, 2009

Detroit Lions

An NFL team that has a God-given talent for knowing how to lose games. They ALWAYS find a way to lose after leading in the fourth quarter. A rival team to the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers.

The Detroit Lions are probably the best of the worst teams in the NFL.

by [e-mail] August 21, 2007

looks legit

Something suspicious. Clearly and obviously not true, actually a contradiction of what it says.

I've won a free $1,000 Amazon Giftcard! All I have to do is put both my email and information in and fill out a few surveys? Looks legit.

by captainfrog January 26, 2012

loonar mooner

When you stick your bare ass onto ones face and there is nose penetration.

Hold down my little brother while i give him the loonar mooner!

by BrewedBatista October 13, 2008

Loon Calling

The act of calling for the Common Loon by singing, "I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver."

So we went out on the boat yesterday and did some Loon Calling.

by LoonCaller August 30, 2009