Dirty Loogie

When you're eating a girl out and she queefs, blowing the previous guys semen in your face

Guy 1: "Why the fuck you punched my sister!?!"
Guy 2: "She hit me with a dirty loogie. Need I say more?"
Guy 1: "Hit her again."

by Loogey November 4, 2017

Goob Loogie

The excrement from male genitalia known also as jizz, cum, baby gravy, load, nut, mojo, johnson and johnson wax, nature’s hair gel, sperm, or semen that is produced from sexual stimuli. This can also be given as a numerical value and occur in units such as “a goob loogie.”

“She slid down on my totem pole and I blew a goob loogie off in her.”

“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”

by Averagewelder163 November 28, 2021

Loogie

Ball of phlegm.

He coughed up a big loogie to clear his throat.

by Rowland Dixon February 1, 2019

dirt loogy

Someone that has a mixture of dirt and snot and saliva mixed in then you huck it on someone's shirt.

I had a dirt loogy so I spit it on someone's shirt😉

by Loogy December 16, 2014

sperm loogie

When you get a large wad of sperm in your throat and you have to release the phlegm-y substance by hacking up a loogie

God damn sperm loogies all up in my throat, haaaaack spuu

by dong in a thong October 10, 2016

loogi

A fucking dwarf that is squeaky and racist

Loogi is such a racist!

by Adot74 June 1, 2022

Lamma loogie

When you are coughing so hard that you send a chunk of flem and resin across the room sticking to whatever it hits like glue

Linda had taken a fat toke, and then blew out the smoke while giving Dave oral, causing linda to send a lamma loogie all over Dave's penis.

by Canolaoil4days January 11, 2020