Loogixx 

There are many myths and legends about Loogixx (no mortal may utter his true name). When Loogixx was born the stars aligned and whispered his name.

Loogixx can predict the future by simulating the entire universe in his mind.

Spirits tell tales of how Loogixx and his ancestors singelhandedly defeated the Americans during the Vietnam War.

A venomous snake once bit Loogixx, after five days in pain the snake died.
When Loogixx got pulled over he let the police get away with just a warning.
Loogixx does not follow the laws of physics, instead the laws of physics follow his command.
Loogixx doesn't push the bar, he pulls the earth.

Loogixx has the loudest keyboard in the universe, every hit disrupts the motions of the cosmos.

Loogixx is the fiercest warrior on earth.
Why is Loogixx running at the speed of light?

Loogixx by Slavhjulet March 20, 2023

situation-loggie 

1. occurs when an individual is screwed over by someone he thought he could rely on in the most reprehensible of ways at the worst possible time, with the least possible warning. Generally occurs after the offending 'friend' has recently reassured you they would never do any such thing. The offending individual in a situation-loggie generally justifies his actions by claiming he has found happiness.

2. The situation that occurs when an individual is willing to sell out all his friends and various other commitments abruptly and with no warning for a girl he has never met. Can also be used to describe situations involving people who generally put their fledgling relationships before their friends instantaneously, regardless of if they've met the person yet or not.

1. "Uh oh, fred is texting that skanky girl i knew in college who lives in Idaho. I think we might end up having a situation-loggie on our hands."

2. Yolanda promised me she'd be my roommate when I put the deposit down on that apartment. Then she ran off with the maintenance man who showed us the aparatment. Fuck if I saw a situation-loggie coming.

situation-loggie by Wally Wonderous January 7, 2010

lookie 

the game in which seductive yet playful glances are exchanged between two strangers who are attracted to each other. this game may or may not lead to a conversation between said strangers.

I was at the library today and this cute blond guy and I were playing lookie the whole time. Each time our eyes met I smiled coyly and looked away.

lookie by shlo lindstorm October 22, 2010

loonie 

A Canadian dollar coin, so named, because it has the image of a wild loon on its face, and Queen Elizabeth on the other, it's hard to tell which is which.

Shoot me a loonie for a pop, I'm thirsty.

loonie by Canadian prick December 22, 2003

loogies 

Spit or mouth excrement.

Wipe your own loogies off the sink. It's disgusting.

loogies by Jennifer Tai July 21, 2006

lookie 

Slang, U.S. South/rural, for "look". Not sure why "ie" was tacked on to end. Raises issue of whether the defunct Look Magazine was called 'Lookie' by some.

Woman trying to get her husband's attention: 'Lookie here for some nookie'!

lookie by Norman December 5, 2003

loosie 

A loose cigarette or "loosie" is a single cigarette purchased at the store for usually between 10 cents to a quarter.

I'm broke so I puffin a loosie while waiting for my welfare check.

loosie by lil' money August 7, 2003