Loftice

A residential Loft Area designed to be used as a Home Office.

The Loftice at the top of the stairs had a small closet, and was the perfect size for a computer desk, a side chair, and a file cabinet.

by SingleTron May 1, 2022

Anal loft

Another name for a cumdumpster, one who is served as a loft for Dick up their ass. Loft meaning a free and open space that is reserved for Dick.

Wowww, that girl over there, ugh, such an anal loft.

by Anal loft April 14, 2017

Kenny Lofton

MLB center fielder who is shared by all thirty major league teams.

So they're going to let the Phillies use Kenny Lofton this year, eh?

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

lotty

a synonym for fuck and can be used interchangeably with fuck (always positive though)

damn thats lotty af
wow that guy is lotty

by yuukiasunaaa July 18, 2017

Loftising

anything that represents consuming alcohol slowly, from babysitting beers, waiting to take shots, or buying 7oz beers instead of 12

Hey man quit Loftising that beer...that's your first one and we're already on number 4.

by nrb2s October 19, 2010

Lefty-Lag

The added time it takes to do something with ones left hand, usually when one injures the right hand. Ambidextrous or left-handed people obviously don't have this problem.

"Bryan, seriously, I just asked you to right down your number! What's taking to long?"
"Sorry, man, but ever since I broke my right hand, everything I do has a case of Lefty-Lag."
OR
"Mackenzie is so lucky she's ambidextrous. Her sprained right wrist doesn't slow her down at all!"

by MusicJunkie10 August 9, 2012

Lethal Leftys

Two people both left handed on the same beer pong team that wreck shit. They don't lose and remain unbeatable. They have the perfect shot and always accomplish perfection. When they play they play to kill and are unstoppable. They get tired of people coming up with stupid names like BROSES or team domination. Those just sound gay. So the Lethal Leftys put them in their place. Your not a Lethal Lefty unless your left handed and know how to wreck shit.

The Broses can't every beat the Lethal Leftys because the Broses are too busy with each other

by The Real Lethal Lefty March 4, 2011