lotion

A Topical Analgesic.

Hey buddy, I could use some of that lotion over there. I need a topical analgesic to soothe my boils!

by Alto Bizzalto October 28, 2004

Motion lotion

CB slang for gasoline or diesel fuel.

Breaker breaker one-niner, this is the White Cobra, I'm stoppin' at The Big A for some motion lotion, over.

by swat1975 August 23, 2009

Kleenex & Lotion

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

by j1138 July 8, 2009

throat lotion

With you're cock past her tonsil's, throat lotion is the coating of nut that you provide her sore throat with. Cums in all different flavors.

Clorrissa: oh boy, did I have a sore throat last night.

Melissa: How did you get past that so quickly?

Clorrissa: With some throat lotion from Mike. That protein. really tasted like Gunch may I add.

Melissa: Dang! I have only received face babies from Mike. They tickle!

by lick the bag bitch August 23, 2016

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again

that creepy thing buffalo bill would say in the movie the silence of the lambs when he wanted those girls to rub lotion on them selves

guy 1: hey phil it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again.
phil: dude stop you know buffalo bill killed my mom

by hitmanjones21 June 26, 2008

Lotion Booger

The ball of dried lotion that shoots out of the bottle when you attempt to dispense the lotion.

I went to pump some Vaseline Intensive Care, and a giant lotion booger squirted out.

by jukaswo November 28, 2007

LOTI

Stands for "laughing on the inside". Used to replace "LOL" when you aren't actually laughing out loud, yet you still think something is funny.

Tara glanced at the text she had just received, smiled, and replied, "LOTI. I thought that was funny!"

by KarolineKillah June 20, 2008