length

rock n' roll term for penis

e.g. dudes hang on i need to wip the legnth out ( go to the toilet)

or, haha i was bored so i slaped her with ma legnth

by tedhardcore July 7, 2005

lent

1 - the 40-day period from Ash Wednesday until Easter, observed by many Christians as a time for penitence, fasting, and devotion.

2 - the 40 days immediately following Mardi Gras, when all sins from that day are supposedly forgiven, regardless.

He felt bad for raping that drunk girl in her hotel room on Bourbon St, but then he remembered that Lent began the next day.

by raekwon February 28, 2004

Lentil

Someone who is trying way too hard to fit into the scene or emo crowd.

Dresses in ways that they think are stereotypically emo or scene.

Girl 1: OMG did you see that girl with the bbycks tee shirt and hello kitty hairclips?
Girl 2: I know, urgh, what a lentil

by NeverShoutDaniel! July 20, 2009

Linkton

1.)A person who is a homo.
2.)Everything and anything

Ashton Kutcher is so gay he is such a Linkton

Dude I think I busted in her, I couldn't pull my linkton out in time

by Tony Starkss March 25, 2009

Lent

A Christian/Catholic holiday in which you give up something such as candy, cracking your knuckles, etc.

She gave up sweets and fried food for Lent.

by Lisa February 28, 2004

tree lengthener

A prank pulled on rookie constrution workers.

"Hey Johnny! Go to the hardware store and buy some tree lengthener."

by Sal1981 September 25, 2005

Lengthy jew

A person that is severely jewish and takes their religion to extreme lengths

anna: is your uncle jewish?

mish: yeah he's very jewish, keeps kosher and all.

anna: ohh so he's a lengthy jew!

by macscotlandia August 5, 2010